No not THAT...Good grief.
Thinking about getting a rescue kitten or a snake. Something I can nurture...jeez, I am getting old. Anyway...Cats are a ton of responsibility but it's certainly rewarding unless wandering to the bathroom in the middle of the night, you step on a hairball...yuck. Sometimes they get pissed at you and leave you "presents" in your bed or on the floor...Hmmmm, I could do without that.
What about snakey the snake...Quiet and calm. Course they do have a rather foul odor and loose crickets in the house is not coveted. Don't get me started on mice...blah
OK...I'm off the to Toy Store...I'll just get a stuffed animals for my bed...Easy breezy.
I'm SO not ready for kids.